Your on-call engineer just got paged. Here's what happens to the postmortem.

The problem nobody wants to admit It's 3:47am. The alert fires. You and two engineers spend 90 minutes triaging a database connection pool exhaustion. The service recovers at 5:11am. By 9am, your Slack has three messages: "Can someone write up the postmortem?" Nobody does. By Friday it's a ticket in the backlog. By next week, it's gone. This isn't a discipline problem. It's a friction problem. Postmortems are painful to write — especially after a night incident where you're running on adrenaline and three cups of coffee. What Opsrift actually does Opsrift connects to your monitoring and alerting stack — PagerDuty, OpsGenie, Datadog, or Grafana — pulls the incident data, and generates a complete structured postmortem in under 60 seconds. Not a blank template — a filled document with: Incident timeline (auto-built from your alert source events) Root cause section (framed as "AI hypothesis — verify before publishing") Impact summary with MTTA/MTTR calculated automatically Action items pus