Your Cat Knocked Your Favourite Mug Off the Table. Dr. Pawsworth Has Reviewed the Case File. 🐾

At 7:14am on a Wednesday, Oliver — a four-year-old orange tabby with zero documented regrets — made direct eye contact with his owner, placed one deliberate paw on her favourite ceramic mug, and pushed it off the counter. The mug shattered. Oliver looked away.The case file landed on Dr. Pawsworth's desk shortly after. As the world's foremost authority on feline behavioural psychology (BSc, Fictional; PhD, Also Fictional), I have reviewed the evidence exhaustively. What I found will change how you look at your cat — and possibly your furniture. 🐾Why Cats Knock Things Off Tables: A Clinical ReviewLet me be clear from the outset: Oliver did not do this by accident. Cats do not do anything by accident. The table-clearing event was deliberate, measured, and — from a feline psychological standpoint — entirely justified.Research consistently identifies three core drivers behind this behaviour. I will walk you through each of them, along with what they reveal about your cat's inner world.Findi