Your AI Can Submit Apps to the App Store Now. No, Seriously.

I spent 45 minutes uploading screenshots to App Store Connect last Tuesday. Different sizes for every device. 6.7-inch, 6.5-inch, 5.5-inch — because apparently Apple thinks we still care about the iPhone 8 Plus. Then I had to do the same thing on Google Play. Different aspect ratios, different requirements, same soul-crushing repetition. And that was just screenshots. I hadn't even touched the release notes, the build processing, the phased rollout config, or the seventeen other fields that App Store Connect demands before it lets you click "Submit for Review." I'm done with it. I think you should be too. The Dashboard Problem Here's the thing nobody talks about: app store dashboards are some of the worst developer tools in existence. Not because they're broken — they work fine. They're just painfully manual. App Store Connect has this beautiful habit of spreading a single release across about nine different tabs. You update your description here, your keywords there, your screenshots