Will AI Replace You (Yes, You) in the Near Future?

A-a-a-a!!!111 We're all going to be fired! - one part of the internet panics. The second part is secretly afraid, but hopes for the best. The third part goes to fix the pipes or wiring at their neighbors' houses, and sighs - I wish AI would replace me so I could finally spend time with my grandchildren. And the fourth part thinks that if they surround themselves with LLMs and agents and start flooding social media feeds with posts on this topic, they'll get away with it. This article is an attempt to analyze the prospects of replacing humans with AI depending on the type of occupation. So, professions are divided according to interaction: Human ↔ human: baristas, waiters, doctors, politicians, managers. Human ↔ tool: turners, fitters, plumbers, builders. Human ↔ computer: programmers, designers, copywriters. Some professions combine these interactions. For example, a doctor may look at CT scans of patients or read blood test results on a computer and make a diagnosis based on them, or