We didn't ask if we should. We asked how deep the tabs could go

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built Tab hoarding isn’t a problem—it’s a LIFESTYLE . Instead of trying to fix tab addiction with productivity tools, I built Nesting Instinct , an extension that leans entirely into the chaos, glorifies it, and weaponizes it. Nesting Instinct is a maliciously compliant Chrome/Edge extension that organizes your tabs by aggressively nesting them into literal infinity. Features of Doom: 🪆 "Finally Get Organized" Button : The nuclear option. Instantly ungroups all your tabs, decides they belong in 8 to 15 sequentially nested absurd folder structures (e.g., SCHRODINGER'S TABS , WHY IS THIS OPEN ), and scatters them randomly. 🧠 Tab Sentience Simulator™ : A background worker that randomly changes the document titles of your oldest, forgotten tabs to things like (Existential Crisis) or (Why Am I Still Open?) . 🤖 Auto-Nest Keywords : Groups tabs into aggressively specific real Chrome Tab Groups based on what you’re looking at, like