I Mapped a 19th Century French Kitchen onto AI Orchestration — Here's the Spec

Look, I'm not gonna front like I came into this with some grand research agenda. I'm a CS student from Las Vegas. No lab backing me. No funding. No pedigree. Just a dude who got genuinely frustrated watching multi-agent AI systems fall apart at the seams and decided to do something about it. What I built is called XP-Arc. Named after my daughters, Xyla and Peace. Public meaning: Exponential Architecture. Private meaning: it should outlast everything built on top of it. Here's the thing that nobody's really solving right now — Agent pipelines keep failing the same three ways and everyone acts surprised First way: silent data loss. An agent hits an entity type it can't process and just... drops it. No log. No flag. No signal. The intelligence map has a hole and nobody knows. Second way: cascade corruption. One agent writes bad output. The next agent downstream eats it as gospel. By the time it hits the end of the pipeline the output is confidently, catastrophically wrong. Third way: brit