I Let an AI Diagnose 1,000 Pets. The Results Were Disturbing.

I Let an AI Diagnose 1,000 Pets. The Results Were Disturbing. When I built MyPetTherapist, I expected people to laugh. I didn't expect them to cry. The Idea Was Simple (and Stupid) My cat, Luna, started knocking things off tables at 3am. Every night. Same shelf. Same mug. Staring at me while she did it. I'm a developer. So naturally I built an AI to diagnose her. I called it Dr. Pawsworth. What Happened Next I shared it on Reddit. Then Twitter. Then it somehow ended up in a Facebook group for cat owners with 200,000 members. Within a week, over 1,000 pets had been diagnosed. Here's what Dr. Pawsworth found: Most common diagnosis: "Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder — Feline Edition (ADHD-FE)" Translation: Your cat is bored and you're not doing enough. Second most common: "Chronic Selective Hearing Syndrome" Translation: Your dog hears you perfectly. He simply doesn't care. Most disturbing diagnosis (real submission): "My hamster runs on his wheel for 6 hours straight then stares