I Couldn’t Afford Earth, So I Built Something Better

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge The day has finally come. I am launching my dream project. For months I had been thinking about what to pitch and now I finally am pitching my startup. What I Built I have been working on this for months and I have a secret partner as well. The partner has really helped me in negotiations. For the past 1 month there was always a back and forth with some aliens. There was a lot of negotiation going on with them. But after their approval, I’m presenting to you: SpaceEstate : a place where you can buy property in space. Since Earth is quite crowded and the prices are skyrocketing, why limit yourself? With the help of my website, you can check out all the planets and choose the best habitat for you and your family. It is a safe space to secure your future and build a legacy. Why just dream of a house on Earth when you can have one on Mars, Jupiter, or something slightly radioactive on Venus? I have provided a lot of planets for you to