I Built an AI That Speaks Fluent LinkedIn (And It's Terrifying)

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built Every year, millions of perfectly normal human thoughts are needlessly transformed into impenetrable corporate speak. "I fixed a bug" becomes "I synergized the codebase by disrupting legacy anti-patterns through agile remediation." Meet BuzzwordAI™ — the world's first bidirectional enterprise jargon translation engine, built with the Google Gemini API. It translates plain English into maximum corporate buzzword nonsense — and corporate buzzwords back into plain English. It also generates a fake analytics panel after each translation: Buzzword Density, Clarity Score, LinkedIn Readiness, and a smug AI observation. There's a Jargon Level slider from 1 to 10: 1 = Slightly formal 3 = LinkedIn post 5 = McKinsey consultant 7 = Fortune 500 CEO email 10 = Sentient buzzword crisis And hidden in the corner is a 🫖 teapot button. Click it. You're welcome. We are solving a problem that AI helped create. With AI. Demo 🔗 Live app — bu