I Built an AI Agent That Sits in Your Incident War Room and Writes DORA Compliance Reports in Real Time

The 5 AM Problem It's 3 AM. Your payment gateway is down. 73,000 customers can't transact. Your engineers are in a war room, screaming service names, error codes, and blast radius numbers at each other over a Zoom call. You fix it by 4 AM. Good. Now comes the other clock. Under EU DORA Article 11.1(a) , you have 4 hours from incident classification to notify your competent authority. That means someone — usually the most senior compliance person — has to reconstruct everything that happened from memory, channel logs, and a half-dozen Grafana screenshots, and turn it into a structured regulatory report. By 5 AM. While still exhausted. That report currently takes 4+ hours . I built ARIA (Automated Regulatory Incident Analyst) to do it in under 8 minutes , live, while the incident is still happening. What ARIA Does ARIA joins the incident call as a silent agent. It: Listens to every spoken word via the Gemini Live API — hearing service names ( payment-gateway-v2 ), error codes ( 503 , EXH