I added AI to Stack Universe — your GitHub profile now has a narrator, a roast mode, and a weekly horoscope

Phase 5 just shipped. Stack Universe now has a full AI intelligence layer powered by Groq and honestly the roast mode alone made this worth building. → https://stack-universe.vercel.app Quick context Stack Universe turns any GitHub profile into a unique 3D solar system. Your repos are planets, commits are shooting stars with real commit messages, CI/CD runs are space weather, forks are the asteroid belt. Phase 4 added GitHub OAuth so developers can claim their universe permanently and embed it in their README. Phase 5 makes it intelligent. What shipped in Phase 5 Automated Universe Scan Every time a universe loads after the cinematic a floating intelligence panel fades in. Groq receives your full GitHub data and surfaces 3 specific observations in plain English. Not generic encouragement — actual data-driven insights. Real examples it generates: 1. "TypeScript adoption up 40% — JavaScript losing ground fast" 2. "3 repos untouched 18+ months — graveyard candidates" 3. "CI pass rate drop