I "accidentally" built an awesome-useless ecosystem. There is an owl. The Tamagotchi is dying. Gemini did not resist.

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built Hello, my name is Sara, and I'm a software engineer. I build observable AI infrastructure. I make complex systems legible, auditable, and safe. Today, in full yolo mode, I used those skills to build awesome-useless — a real awesome-* list for useless software. Like awesome-python but for things that should not exist. It is a russian doll. Open it and find something weirder inside. 🪆 awesome-useless — the repo. A curated list. Real badges. Real CI. Contributions welcome. Useful PRs will be rejected. 🪆 oh-my-silly-me — a shell framework that makes your terminal measurably worse. Has a Tamagotchi that always dies. 🪆 .spells — a hidden grimoire. ls -la and you'll see things. We cannot be held responsible. 🪆 devCities.lol — the innermost doll. You describe yourself. A tired government owl named Agent Hoot builds you a personal 1997 Devcities homepage. You get a shareable URL. Your portfolio is now safe from modern web desig