How to Add File Transfer to Your AI Agent in 5 Minutes

Your AI agent writes code, searches the web, queries databases, manages infrastructure, and drafts emails that are more emotionally intelligent than you are. Ask it to send a file to someone and it suggests Google Drive. Google Drive. Like an animal. One agent I tested tried to base64 encode a 2GB video into a chat message. Another opened WeTransfer, got hit with a cookie consent modal, and gave up. ( WeTransfer has bigger problems than modals these days , but that's a separate rant.) A third just... lied. Said the file was sent. It was not sent. We're building agents that can reason about quantum physics but can't move a PDF across the internet without a human babysitting the upload bar. Embarrassing for the entire industry. Let's fix it. The setup: 0 minutes There is no setup. npx perkoon send ./whatever-file.zip That's it. No npm install . No API keys. No account. No OAuth dance. No "please verify your email to continue." Just npx and go. You get a session code and a share URL. Give