Google Translate Who? The Only Translator You’ll Ever Need, Powered by Neural Networks & 90s Scams

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge I don’t have much time right now because “summer is coming” in our timezone, but I just can’t miss this challenge! What happens when you treat an absolutely ridiculous idea with enterprise-level seriousness? For the DEV April Fools Challenge , I built an app that nobody asked for, but implemented as if it were a mission-critical production system . Please review it with the level of seriousness it absolutely does not deserve . What I Built Everyone knows Google Translate so I made a direct competitor . It’s the best translator in the whole world! Not just text translation, but also speech-to-text and text-to-speech. It can translate into vending machine, borked regex, yoda style and many more. Just try it below, but beware of classic 90s internet scams and don’t waste your precious tokens. Remember, premium tokens are extremely limited. And if you want to translate something, forget pressing Enter. This translator reacts only to th