Forem is slow, so I delet...optimized it.

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge Disclaimer: This post is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very satire. Although you already know this based on context clues, I just want to let you know before hand just in case if somehow you miss the "clues". Forem is great and @ben , @jess and @peter did nothing wrong to me or anyone in this community! :) What is happening I notice that Forem has been receiving a lot of traffic lately and it is slowing down my Windows 7 PC. Don't get me wrong, I like the idea Ben is creating for Forem and allowing communities to come together. However, I notice it is very slow on low ended computers and I feel like Forem is not really accessible for those who does not have a PC. How can you have an empowering community if that community is using a low ended PC? It's hard to show what it is like for me to