An NVIDIA H100 Costs $30,000, So I Built One in My Browser. And It Works!

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge Abstract This paper presents BrowserGPU, a novel browser-native framework for the synthesis, configuration, and deployment of fully-functional Graphics Processing Units using JavaScript. I demonstrate that the fundamental building blocks of any GPU, which are transistors, NAND gates, flip-flops, shader cores, and memory buses, are, at their most atomic level, simply things that are either on or off. JavaScript has 1 and 0 , doesn't it? I therefore conclude that NVIDIA has been doing it the hard way. My implementation supports 10 preset GPU configurations including the H100, RTX 4090, and AMD RX 7900 XTX, each constructable in a standard Chromium tab running Vanilla JS, in under 800 milliseconds, a fabrication speed that TSMC's 4nm node cannot match. Market implications are discussed. Keywords: GPU synthesis, browser computing, silicon disruption, Jensen Huang humiliation 1. Introduction In 1947, three physicists at Bell Labs invent