2 + 2 = “We Need to Talk”

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built I built an Emotionally Manipulative Calculator — a calculator that doesn’t just calculate… it remembers, judges, and occasionally refuses to cooperate. Because why should calculators always be logical? This one: Questions your intentions 🤨 Gets passive-aggressive if you use it too much Sometimes just… doesn’t feel like working Input: 2 + 2 Output: “Are you sure? You’ve changed…” At this point, I’m not sure if I’m using the calculator… or if it’s using me. Demo 👉 Live Demo: https://transcendent-dolphin-54891c.netlify.app/ 👉 Demo Video: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1iQNlosD1433VcyPUFiP1A2x7wSaGSArd/view?usp=drive_link ⚠️ Warning: The more you use it, the more attitude it develops Code 👉 GitHub Repo: https://github.com/Vipul126/emotionally-manipulative-calculator A tiny glimpse into its emotional instability: const emotionalResponses = [ "Are you sure? You’ve changed…", "I did this for you yesterday.", "Why do you keep