12 Autonomous Daemons Running 24/7 on a Single MacBook

I run 12 autonomous daemons on a single MacBook Pro. They monitor Stripe payments, track crypto wallets, generate blog posts, reply to GitHub issues, catch email leads, and self-heal — all without me touching anything. Total monthly cost: $0. Everything runs on local Llama 3.2 via Ollama. Here's every daemon, what it does, and why it exists. The Architecture ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ YOUR MACBOOK │ │ │ │ stripe-monitor │ wallet-watch │ market-scout │ │ every 60s │ every 5min │ every 5min │ │ ↓ │ │ TELEGRAM ALERTS │ │ 💰 Sale! │ 💎 Balance changed │ 📈 5% move │ │ │ │ brainpipe │ github-outreach │ blog-gen │ │ every 10m │ every 4hr │ daily │ │ ↓ │ │ LOCAL LLAMA 3.2 (Ollama) │ │ Categorize │ Draft comments │ Write articles │ │ │ │ gmail-leads │ evolution-scout │ conscience │ │ every 15min │ every 2hr │ every 30min │ │ │ │ macOS KEYCHAIN (27 API keys) │ └─────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ The Revenue Layer 1. stripe-monitor — Every 60 seconds Check